Hot Damn!

There will be no soul searching today. No complaining, griping, whining, or any other synonyms.

Instead, we will focus on the beauty of life, the things that make it worth getting up in the morning. Yes, I am talking about hot guys.

And with no further ado, here is my Top Ten List of Celebrity Hotness (in a very particular order):

10. Nicholas Brendon (aka. Xander)

Why Him? Buffy is like crack to me - I can't get enough of it and always want more, more, more. And Xander is, quite simply, dreamy. A bit nerdy, totally unaware of his hotness, dumb. That is one of the great combinations indeed. However, alcohol seems to have made him puffy in recent years, hence his placement at the bottom of this list.

9. Robert Pattinson

Why him? Sure Lautner has the killer abs while R-Patz has to have his painted on. And yes, that face seems weird from certain angles. But the devil may care attitude combined with the refusal to clean his hair equals and enticing cocktail for yours truly. His recent haircut has somehow only increased his hotness, which I don't understand since that hair was just incredible.

8. Paul Walker

Why him? We need a blonde in here somewhere and no one is a truer blonde that Mr. Walker. He seems like he may be the dumbest man alive, and that only makes me want him more. While not someone you want hanging around in the morning, how great would it be to hold your fingers up to his lips and say "Shhhh. Just take your clothes off."?

7. Adam Brody

 

Why Him? I love a hot nerd, and there is no hotter nerd than Seth Cohen. In addition, he rocked the guyliner like nobody's business in the train wreck that was Jennifer's Body. I'm a sucker for guyliner.

6. Josh Duhamel

 

Why him? He's sex on a stick, baby. No further explanation is necessary.

5. Zachary Quinto

Why him? For the "man" factor. He is one hairy, hairy dude and I love, love, love it. The eyebrows are out of control in such a controlled manner. I cannot comprehend. And the chest hair! Quinto, or "Hot Spock" as he is known around here, is a total win.

4. Jensen Ackles

Why him? Uh, have you seen Supernatural? His Dean is such a douchebag, but a sensitive douchebag who cries a lot. Like a surprising amount. Ackles is the kind of guy who doesn't beat around the bush. You just know he's the throw 'em down and fuck 'em kind of guy. To that, I say sign me up.

3. Penn Badgley

Why him? (Note: Penn gets two pictures to showcase his two very different looks). Were do I begin? The cheekbones, the pouty lips, and the hair on the chest all add up to a undeniable hotness factor. His gaze just screams sex.

2. Chris Evans

Why him? Evans is the quintessential boy next door. Classic looks, a killer body, and seems like he's actually (gasp) a nice guy. And really, just look above. A picture truly is worth a thousand words.

1. Milo Ventimiglia

Why him? It all began with his turn as bad boy Jess on Gilmore Girls. He was so wrong for Rory, but so right for me. Some are annoyed by his twisty mouth and cocky grin. Not me! And hot damn, look at those arms!